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hi hi hi hun bun

wow so k long overdo return of da grewsum 3sum dat is beckka n bekka so much has happened WOW can’ u dig it. bekka is soo smart i tell her all da time go be mayer or sumthin like a politik or whtever she taut me n new bf all bout tax when it cums who it cums to y they not doin things to spruce up the jails in this cuntry SO DUMB. 

b3 i ferget big T HA NKS to all those hoo blew up chansay W.’s phone with deets on butterchops werebouts. cuould do it with out all u guys helpin hands <3 >2 :$ :_* LOL 

every3 is probly wunderbarin wut is da situashun w chansay W. he good not great but wut can u do we all have humps and bumps in this road we call life. I KNO RITE SO DEEP LOV IT THAT’S WHAT BUTTERCHOPS ALWAYS WISKERS TO ME WEN WE GOOOO RIDIN DIRTY IN DA CLUB OR UTTERWISE

MORE TO COME L3er

(luv u bb new bf parole 2037 i kno u can get it fingers cros)

Tax $$$$

k time 2 get serius here…beckka rently posted bout tax questions. first all beckka im so proud u got out of jaile..u r so stron n i hope ur new bf is doing ok on parole. n e way u ask wut tax was n so i thot it be helpful to our readers n to u n to the worl if i post about tax. basiclly…relly simple…but just like dis pic…

LOL…A BIG PAIN N WEIGHT ON MA SHOLDER!! n e way thot it b nice 2 post how it work in simpl way, step-by-stpe prosess:

1. u by sumting at da store, a badana, a a trumpet, a cigrs, n u pay price

2. wut u pay turns into tax

3. tax sent 2 the goverment

4. presiden (bush, shaq, franklin, etc.) puts tax into a safe

5. tax is turn into gold for jewlry like earring, neklace, etc.

so…lyke beckka ask…y do we pay tax?? it isnt fair 2 u or 2 the poeple who cant by jewlry. y do we waste money on gold?? tax is not gud n shud be ban. i kno its weird gettin sirius lyke dis…lol…but is importnt n we need 2 fite back.

will update on butterchops custidy battle l8r..

Bak in black

hay bekka her i kno i kno wut u thinkin…u miss me and beckka!! we haf been on lil hi-aytis (??) tryin 2 fin were butterchops is. gud news: we foun her~~! bad news: turnin in2 a custoidy battle. it turn out she foun her reel fam:

yep dats her n her mom (the bicth herself)…look nice huh well wrong butterchops dunt understad that her mom is NOT a gud women…foun in jaile last yr 4 too many drugs n kill a man wit her own 2 hoofs..vilent..don even wanna explan wut she did 2 him or y or n e other deets makes me sic. all i haf 2 say is she fuked wit da wron gurls n she will not get way in dis battle, we go 2 court 2morrow 2 try n get butterchop bac frum her mom. pray for us pls~~~~***

~~~”angels are horses in disguise”~~~~

outta jaile outta mind

omg so k i was in jaile, didn kno there was no int3rnet were does tax $$$ cum from?? that is sumtin i thought about all da time they need to make them jailhouses more ppple-friendly, obama shud relyy think about his voters.

so my parole oficer was askin wat i learned from da experinece: 

I say nuthin LOLOLOL JKS

i learned lots:

1. gud friends shank bad freinds so u don have to… talkin boat u tyrese!!

2. i dun care wat any3 u say prison outfits r flatterin on any body type. luv urself! accept ur body.

so since i got out GUESS WAT NEW HORSAAY BABIEEE!!! we named him butterchops BUTT OMG HOARSE WAS STOLEN DON”T KNO WERE IT WENT IF U SEE BUTTERCHOPS PLEASE CONTACT chaNSAY’S PHONE AT WWW.CHANSAY'SPHONE.COM/ORG. SO IMPORTANT NEED ALL UR HELP SO SAD I WISH I WAS BACK IN JAILE THERE IS NO MISERY THERE ONLY LAUGHS AND GOOD COMPANY…..NO STOLEN HOARSES. 

anyways in jail found new bf OMG GOREGUS!! is da best cudn;t imgagine life wit her!! LUV U BF MISS U EVERYDAY parole 2034 baby i kno u can do it i’ll be waitin. tokk this rite b4 i got out so hot rite???

p.s. bekka tanks for the encuragement LOL but who is marten king????? 

I Hav a Dream

dear beckka,

Beckka…stay strong gurl…i kno u r in jail but it only 4 a few weeks. ur story reminds me of marten luther king inncent man who put up wit BS so he culd expres himsel n fite for his freedom, it aint ur fault it nevr will b. hopfully u have intnernet in dere. im pretty sure u do. i luv u peace luv and bitchez.

-Bekka

CORTE D8 WOW SO SCARY

k so it been a long time since i update u, mostly cuz my ex bf is sueing me for punching his legs in graveyard. so embaarsing i was just mad k like get over it he just mad i didn bring him to lou bega concert. so ya i go to corte and i feel like i’m on 3 of those corte shows on the tv like jeapordy or sumthin. my lawyer told me to not say anythin but u kno me i cudn’t just sit ther and not do anythin i was so bored all figety so i start eating the lunch i packed (assorted lunch meets, peanut budder and red pepper sandwhich! soo good LOL)  judge said put that away, i did wut he said but i got bored again so i start texting chansay w. (sitting rite next 3 meLOL) so fukin funny he was crackin jokes like dey were eggs and he was makin an omlette! makin fun of ex bf and how he ugly/fat/his mama (no offense bekka) i was laughin hysterically JUDGE GOT SO MAD!!!! omg he said if i can’t be quiet he going to charge me and send to jail do not pass go LOL :(

i typing this in corte so i see how it goes, keep u posted hopefully no jail time

wow so k were to start no3 noes

wow wut a wurlwhind. wow so k what was wrong wit who i was? idk nuthin cums to mind, got a lil peom to expres myself:

wow so k, ur no longer mine

i don’t car so whatever go home, not to mine

talk bout all da things u say: all bad,

talk bout all da things u are: all bad…

too late u sorry now (or will be) BYE

just a mistake in my book BYE

u say u sorry i’ll show u crazy

u be acting kind of brazy (bad crazy)

hope u good to my sis

other whise i will dis

-anonomyous

Never let a man get you down. Cheaters? To hell with them. Liars? Let them burn. Yourself? Let yourself live. I remember my first break up- A mean little devil named Riley Marshevits. I caught him in the act on Veterans Day with my neighbor. I cried myself to sleep that night, thinking, “Why me? And on my favorite holiday?”. But I wiped away those tears, drove to his house, and shot a bullet right through his bedroom window. It did more than just teach Riley a lesson, it released the woman in me. The woman that is inside all of us. Let your wings fly, and live.

Samantha Trufter, author of “The Woman of Battleship 5”

Beckka dis is for u made me think of u, stay strong n dont let him get u down, sum tings aint meant 2 b, luv u sis

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